It's possible, that during the natural course of events, late one night, you find yourself cleaning human excrement off of walls, bed linens and one VERY disgruntled 3 year old.
This is after you've been ushered from a very relaxing soak in a super hot tub.
After you've taken ALL the hot water.
While you are dripping wet, wearing only a towel and a pretense of affliction for such calamity.
It's further possible, that come Monday morning you are at Target buying another set of backup bed linens and an adorable pair of sandals makes their way into your basket just when you to realize you are on a 40 day fast from buying things for yourself.
Should you find yourself in such a predicament, I have three things to tell you:
1. You are not the first person this has happened to
2. BUY THE SANDALS
3. S#*t happens...God still loves you.
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