Here is what I really wanted to say to the derelict front office worker at the Pediatrician's Office:
"DO YOU HEAR HIM SCREAMING!!"
"ARE YOU F*%^ING DEAF!"
"NO, I don't want you to look it up, because you're an idiot and this would take five and half times longer than necessary and HE WILL STILL BE SCREAMING!"
Here is what I actually said:
"What do I have to do to get out of here?"
I now have a new nemesis. I am going to lump all of the front office workers at the pediatrician's office in this category, because not a single one of them are actually friendly or helpful. I thought the derelict high school dropout at the Babies R Us took the prize for being an unobservant loser....but this girl today went to a whole new level of dumb.
Sadly, Two Men and Truck decided to park their moving monstrosity right in front of the office door which just so happened to be across from the spot where my car was parked.
**Sidebar**
Now, in the four months LB has been alive, I. Have. NEVER. parked anywhere near the front door of this office. I usually circle around like an elderly person who can't see over the steering wheel looking for her lost puppy, just to find a place to park.
I magically see someone pulling out right in front of the door and I stop to wait...meanwhile, Soccer Dad behind me (who I didn't see and that is not my fault because I can't be expected to look out all mirrors and find a parking spot) he has to stop short too and just to let me know how much he doesn't like it he honks at me. WELLLLL, too bad for him I am immune to other drivers honking at me.
Fast forward an hour to a mom with one screaming, tired, shot ridden child who can't get her car out of the fabulous parking spot she nearly lost life and limb for. Now I would like to call the Driver Man of the Two Men and a Truck Team a derelict, but I fear that would be way too kind. He actually mouthed the words "I'm Sorry" to me to which I then mouthed "You are a DUMBASS" I threw in the pitying head shake just for good measure.
