Shoe fetish. Or Hoarding. Whatever.

People think when you grow up with sisters your closet doubles because you can share clothes, shoes, and purses.

In high school, I loaned my older sister a pair of shoes that she lost out of a car window.

She got put on sister probation after that.

Today, I had THIS conversation with my little sister.

The little sister I have loved and adored for 30 years.
The same little sister I would give the shirt off my back for.
Who I would borrow, beg and steal for...

YES, that little sister.

Me: Where did you get those shoes you wore to P and L's wedding?

Little Sister: Off broadway

Me: Can I borrow them for a wedding in September?

Little Sister: What's the date?

Me: 29

Little Sister: I have a wedding that weekend and can't commit to lending shoes I might wear. =) You don't have dressy black shoes?

Me: Are you trying to shame me and my shoe ownership?

Little Sister: I just thought you would have dressy black shoes by now...you need to go shopping.

WTF is she trying to say here..."by now!" Like I'm so old I should have accumulated my fair share of shoes...We didn't NEED shoes when dinasours walked the earth. A club and a caveman were the only accessory you needed.

Me: I was trying to, at Little Sister's closet.

Little Sister: Um, sorry non-committal at this time when it comes to shoes.

OMFG!

This is coming from the girl who has over 500 pairs of shoes in her closet.

Badgley Mischka doesn't have as many shoes as she does.

I could lose ten pairs of her shoes out a car window and she wouln't miss them.

She is totally on sister probation right now.